you know what sends me
close to the edge
all these people
with their thingamajigs

they really think they're something
mr. and mrs. big
all because
they have a thingamajig

walking around with
their heads held high
their thingamajig
right by their side

who are they trying to fool
or wanting to kid
we all know
about their thingamajig

it's hard to hide
after you've cracked open the lid
no way of denying
you've got a thingamajig