I like to lick the window he said Whenever I see somebody passing by It's just my way of saying* Hi I'd like to chat to them but today I'm beat I can't seem to stay upon my feet so I dragged a chair which was such a feat from dining room to bedroom and I didn't cheat I actually left the room for a moment in time I love the new curtains by the way the fabric is sublime but next time you decide to rearrange the outside could you give me a heads up so I don't run and hide so I can memorise the exact amount of steps I need to take from bedroom to the out world so I don't panic when I try to escape from the toaster which asked me if I was hungry or the TV that invited me to sit down and watch a show or three I don't like it when they talk to me I just want to sit by the window next to the bed and lick all those people walking by **who managed to escape from their head
yes, he really is crazy but, he's MY crazy and yes, this is close to an actual event... but, I love him :)