I planted my garden In straight spaced rows; Under the scrutiny OfΒ Β thieving grey squirrels, But I fooled them, I think, With my ribbons and bows: Pink, red, green and yellow, I hope no one tells 'em, For I surely won't sell them, These tatters, tomatos and carrots, Beets, near lettuce and onions, And kale, beans and turnip: All because squirrels Have been tricked, Yet they'll turn up.