"Verily, I say! Should ye proceed with such tactful omission of care, thou wouldst likely be so unfortunate as to accrue a sort of depth of character hitherto unbeknownst, my lad!"

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I Quote:

"Ain't nuthin' says 'Good Mornin'" quite like a splash-o-whiskey from the bottle, a whiff of *******, and a cigar, I reckon!"