I'VE HEARD OF SHANGRILA - THEY SAY THE HOTEL IS NOT TOO FAR - JUST STROLL IN, ORDER YOUR MEAL AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEAL : FIFTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS FOR TEN PEOPLE, SOUNDS A BIT STEEP AND I'LL ASSURE YOU IT'S NOT AN ERROR - FROM SHARKS FIN SOUP TO ABALONE, MUST BE BETTER THAN HOME-ALONE OR IS IT? GROSS OPULENCE FOR MOST OF US - ANY TRAVEL PROBLEMS - WE'LL BUY THE BUS - A MERE SNIP FOR MR. ABROMOVITCH - WE WOULDN'T WANT TO QUEER HIS PITCH, PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO PAUSE AWHILE, JUST TO SEE MY SICKLY SMILE.