Because I'm so inspired
Inspired as such
I retired before I made a dime
And joined a lazy river
A river like me
With no sort of aspirations
To ever reach the sea

I only want to look and never see

And to me its so inspiring
That time expiring
And we as ants march inexorably
Towards our greatest truth
The ultimate horror
With smiles on our faces

In our perfectly tailored military suits

And yet I'm so inspired
A comic strip without a caption
Just a fraction of the faction
And limiting my rations
Because I offend the captain
With my unruly actions
I'm double timing backwards

I channel Michael Jackson as I moonwalk into battle