Write me in dialect slang as one would expect a hobo to be.
I carry what to me is a maximum load, but to the road I'm as light as the air.
And I'm going nowhere as the compass points out, however nowhere is somewhere so it looks like I'm going there, all things being equal how odd.
Here I am stood as a man should be in the cold morning light that as children, we longed for but not any more, give me my pipe and bring me my slippers kippers for breakfast and tripe for my tea will do me.
The quickest way is to jump so I pump myself up only to let myself down easily and It scares me that I contemplate the greatness of being when I being one on the road.