I want to see lady to ladette set in Baltimore with Omar teaching drug theft with the finer points of gun cleaning calibre selection and event planning as his curricula.
I want Jimmy and Bunk teaching the dos and don’ts of alcohol intoxication the art of shot and stubbie mix the singing and drinking anthems to stir the blood and the strategic gutter chuck before the final whisky chaser.
I want those girls out on the corners playing police bingo speaking drug lingo and developing their drug-fuelled irony of WMB, the Icicle and Pandemic.
I want Clay to teach them elocution and elongation in the word “Shiiiiiiit”
I want Avon Barnsdale to teach them gangster codes of respect on Sundays for stoop people and Sunday crowns on everybody’s grandmother.
I want Kima to discuss sexuality and the Other I want them to talk change and reform with Cutty, Colvin and Prez. Daniels will show how love and loyalty can be made to work in reality.