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Feb 2016
Okay guys, time to get up.
Time to rise, time to shine.
No.. you can't stay home today..
It's time to rise and....
No, you are not in a coma
Because you're breathing... and talking.
Yes, breakfast is ready.
I don't know where your book is..
Come on, you need to wash first.
Yes, before you get dressed.
Well tell him he's not in a coma..
Okay, breakfast first.
Tell him, if he doesn't wake from his coma soon
there will be no break... he said he's dead?
Okay, no yummy waffles for dead people then..
Yes, you need your book.
It's probably beside your bed.
Oh good, how did I know?
It was just a hunch..
No, I don't have a hunch.. It was a hunch..
Like an idea...
Idea... I.D.E.A, have you cleaned your teeth?
Ah coma boy, glad you could join us.
Your shoes are where you left them.
No, there's a left one and a right one.
Left.. where you left them, that's right..
Okay..okay..find two shoes that belong to you and
put them on your feet..
You can't take the hamster to school..
Okay...you can't take 'Jason' to school.
sigh because he doesn't have a uniform...
What is in your hair?
So it smells minty...?
Okay, get a damp cloth..
I can see him wriggling in your pocket.
Yes, we are late again.
Half past eight.
Okay, just.. just..put the potato back.
One, it's not cooked and two, it won't fit in your lunch box.
Why is Jason in your.. just put him back.
You need a spooky costume today?
Why are you telling me now?
For tomorrow...
Good heavens, you will have to take a sheet off the line.
Well, it will be dry by the time we get to school.
Okay, are we ready?
You need a ***?
Just *** really quick.
Well, *** faster..
No, I don't have a hunch...
I'm praying...
Okay.. are we ready?
Then let's go.
Getting children ready for school should be an Olympic event. And sometimes, the only thing you hear is your own voice.


Re-posted from my previous account.
Little Bear
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Little Bear
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