Not sure how I should vote
Come this election day
Should I go with my conscience
Or just vote angry

Say that I've had enough
And throw down with Trump
Go to all of his rallies
Giving thumbs up

Or maybe pull the lever
For all the free stuff
As Uncle Bernie always says
Life's a free lunch

Or perhaps cast my vote
For my feminine side
With a lightness to my step
And a twinkle to my eye

Be a guy
That's not afraid of that side
Hear her roar, she's a woman
And how dare I

And then there's Bush
What can I say...
And then there's Bush
What can I say...

Or maybe I
Aught to chip in
With the Florida senator
He'd sure love to win

Although he is young
And has only served a short term
You have to think after all
Hasn't that worked out before

And then there is Cruz
Who says that he cares
With his beady eyes
And Dippity-Do hair

There are so many choices
That one these days can make
I guess it really doesn't matter
After all what's one more mistake

And it's not like any of them
Could start a war over lunch
Oh, have I already asked
If I should vote for Trump