I wear pants under my trousers A vest under my shirt Put on trainers to go running Use a plaster when it hurts
I walk along the pavement Put my ******* out in bins Dunk a biscuit in my coffee Pick up my mobile when it rings
I wash myself with flannels Go out for a bit of nosh And if you're spouting nonsense I'll say you're talking loads of tosh
When I'm knackered I need sleep I pay the bill after a meal And if someone's in recovery It just means they need to heal
I use a rubber for corrections And when life becomes a drag I pour a glass of vino And roll myself a ***
Is weird this common language I'm still learning the translation And I thank you for your patience While I change the situation
To learn the proper lingo Is now my only quest So bare with the girl from Blighty As she tries to do her best!
(C) Pixievic 2016
So the English language differs in such a way it appears I have confused people!! My apologiesΒ Β my Colonial friends!! And for those of you who don't know a *** is a cigarette!!!