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Jan 2016
Everywhere I go
My rear is there for me
It gives comfort when I sit
Should I decided to bend the knee

With strong advice from my wife
I need to keep my cheeks pinched tight
So everywhere I go
My brains don't spill out on the floor
Wrote this a couple years ago and believe it or not it still rings true today! Imagine that!
Mike Hauser
Written by
Mike Hauser  Sunny Florida
(Sunny Florida)   
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