When you live on the wrong side of sixty You flirt with cold death every day, You **** sweet air in like nectar And you hold your breath and you pray, For tomorrow may bring a black tumour Or a spasm, or seizure or more... Then whatever you do, whatever you say, You’ll end up prone on the floor.
For our time on this planet is temporary, Our time of enjoyment is brief, Just pull out the stops and let loose man Live it up, kiss your girl, take relief. Tomorrow is lost in the dreamtime, Today is the essence of being, So kick up your heels and spin all your wheels and send all those worries a-fleeing.
When you live on the wrong side of sixty Your skin has a penchant to sag And no matter how hard you diet Your gut gets as wide as a bag. Your whit was once so exciting Your repartee so sharp Now you mumble and wheeze And occasionally sneeze And frequently squeeze out a ****.
Oh life was once so enticing The sparkle and crackle was there When you danced on the floor The crowd yelled for more And you dazzled with lights in your hair. Now the dance floor is silent and empty The music has faded away Just to have it once more My poor heart does implore ? ... But the crimson has faded to grey.
Now you’ll think I’m buried in sorrow, Enmeshed in self pity galore But the fact of the matter Is served on a platter … I really don’t care anymore. For you see I’ve learnt a great secret, Discovered a pearly white truth.... That life is as free As a bird in a tree... And remorse is really uncouth!
So no more do I wallow in sadness, No more do I tear out my heart, Instead I rejoice in my gladness And retrace all the steps from the start. For living’s a sequence of pictures To give or take as you choose, If your selections awry Then you’re lost in the sky ...you pick the wrong one... You lose!
The sun comes up in the morning, The light erupts in the sky And the beautiful song of the blackbird Brings a tear of joy to my eye. The golden greens of the shadows The crystal glint of dew Encapsulates the rapture I feel on seeing you. For a friend makes life worth living, A smile a golden door To the promise of tomorrow, Oh! The future’s good ..once more.
When you live on the wrong side of sixty Life’s lessons treat you right, You separate the wheat from chaff And celebrate the fight. You make the most of good stuff And embrace all the fun, You interact with positives .. DO THIS, AND FRIEND ….YOU’VE WON!