Shaquille O'Neal
Wears tuxedos
Just a couple of thoughts
Is there a market for gigantic tuxedos?
There must be,
because they are being made
And worn
Which means somebody had to pay for it
But more to the point
If there is a market for such a thing
Who decides that's what they needed to do?
Make tuxedos for seven footers
What is that guy like?

And what kind of kid was he?