What the **** just happened, I once was doing- well, at least okay, And then the world came crashing around me, Once staying afloat, Believing in Kingdom Come, Now I'm just running to a different tune. Staying east of the wind, So my **** doesn't knock me on my ***, Maybe it was the piggled-eggs I ate, Maybe it was what I drank, A little ***** and some juice, But the little turned out to some more, And I'm ****** up once again.