Invent me an app to bubble wrap crap and another to take it today,
send me a dime every time that I fail and let me fail very safe far away.

My attention was tweaked reading informative leaks by the whistles that blow in the night, invent an attendee to stand at attention whilst my attention is diverted elsewhere.

There's an app that does this and another does that, but one doesn't cover the two, there's an app that bores and one that roars and one takes you off to the zoo.

But an app for the crap and the bubble wrap zap sounds like a good idea to me.