He once knew a woman who made every room she entered a work of art. Her sentences pronounced like calligraphy, pure as plums. Her walk an aphrodisiacal promise of terpsichorean delights. Her laughter a paint brush deftly caressing the atmosphere. Her body a unicorn every man dreamed of hunting, but feared to possess. When she left a room it was transformed. She should have signed the walls and left a mark on the masterpiece of herself.