The older I get The less you seem to like me And I'm sorry I didn't turn out Right to you I'm sorry I was the rotten kid Out of the patch of healthy ones to you I'm sorry I don't like dressing up I'm sorry I have opinions I'm sorry I have a loud voice I'm sorry my laugh bothers you I'm sorry I'm not funny to you I'm sorry nothing I do impresses you I'm sorry I wasn't a better kid I'm sorry I'm not better now I'm sorry I'm not who you wanted me to be I'm sorry