Did you know that dogs In their natural state Never bark? That we gave their sprogs Such an acquired trait For a lark?
They would whine and growl If they were left alone To be free, A dog will even howl But won't bark on its own Naturally.
Apparently dogs don't usually bark. One of the little-known and wonderful facts I acquired whilst skimming through Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase & Fable. I'm starting to wonder if everything I learned in nursery school was a lie now...