Ties for Christmas, boxes of fruit cake, and ugly sweaters galore. The list I have kept for many years now I will keep it no more. It is time to give back to many people at last. To each person who ever thought of the tie, I re-gift just not the same one to the same guy. For all of the sweaters that I could never wear, I have kept them tucked away with great care. Back to a like minded sender they go. I will enjoy watching people try them on you know! For the numerous fruit cakes that resulted in many gym trips, I return twice the confections in their place. Oh how merry I will be watching others pack on the pounds with glee. Finally after all of these years, I will be vindicated you see . People will wonder why oh why, did I give such things that one should not buy. That is the point exactly, with each thoughtfully thoughtless gift. The gifts from the mad guy beware, perhaps you are on his list.