If everyone on Earth agreed to implement a plan for the entire human population to jump up and down once simultaneously , to halt climate change forever and renew our oceans , what a simply marvelous idea for us to get together as a team but sadly this is but a dream ..
For one was accused of jumping too high ...The other wasn't jumping high enough .. That guy jumped barefooted , the other with his boots on ..
One jumped too early while another jumped far too late ..
One jumper assumed command over all the others while another was foaming at the mouth to have reporters and photographers report his selfless humanitarian efforts ..
One could only jump on Saturday , Sunday was out of the question for others .. Some would only jump in Spring while the rest would only jump in Summer ..Etc ..............._