Oh blast and **** it! It would seem I quite forget How haikus are writ.
If only I could Remember how haikus should Be written, I would
It seems how many **** syllables there must be Seems to escape me.
***** it, I give in! Is it two fives and seven? How do I begin?
I'm now begging you- Please show me what I should do To write a haiku.
I apologise to all the haiku lovers out there for what I did to your art form. I realise that this is a complete abomination to all that you know to be good and decent.