Dear person who isn’t family but gave me a present anyways,
Thank you. I love this gift. And, yes, I know that you worked really ******* figuring out what to get me because I am a complicated person but...I don’t want it. As I said, I am a VERY complicated person. You giving me a gift will make me feel like I need to one-up you and get you a gift. I am broke though. So, since hugs are awesome gifts and all...I want hugs for my birthday. PLEASE no presents!!