I have a pill for all your ailments
Let me tell you what they're for
Here's one for you stomach
You know, when the acid churns and makes your throat burn
Here's one for your dizziness
Yep, that vertigo, this will get rid of
Another for your mind
You see, you shouldn't your sanity have to find
And yet another, this one's for pain
This one will help you when it forever rains
But here's one that I know you need
This one here, yes this one
This one's for your heart
Unfortunately it can't mend it back to before it broke
It will just keep it...well.....
I do apologize, I know it's not what you want to hear
This one will keep it from stopping like you want