I guess I'm just your average man
Who's got a small attention span
Important things fly out there
Why my wife pulls out her hair

Manuals you can keep
I know how this thing works
Just get a child of 6 you'll see
They'll get it working for me

Yes I love you I always say
And in my heart you will stay
But now there's the football on
Be a love and move along

I'll work hard all night long
To put a roof upon
This family that now resides
Inside my castle my wife and bride

But don't come between any shiny thing
For all us men know
Power and technology must flow
From within our veins and mind
So pop the kettle on
My true love devine