I watched as roads slick With the tears of angels Catch fire to loved ones Twisted metal and hollow eyes Screams of drunken lips Helpless to the chaos before them I'll sip on my coke My monster energy Watch you all laugh and play Drink to your hearts content Shout with tears of the troubles you seen Then stutter I love you's and I'm sorry's Wasted before me A helpless child caught in a torrent Beer in each hand Alcohol brewing in your torso I'm that guy in the back Hitting on all theses drunkards wives Even the single ladies I find attractive Only teasing to keep myself occupied Afraid of what horrors may come Driving off into the rain A shadow looms Your fate a sealed envelope A written book before its published A prelude to another tragedy My friend I'm the designated driver Come sit in my '91 Chevy S10 Leave your keys behind the counter I'll take you where you need to go If you prefer I'll drive your vehicle Give me a ride back in the morning I'll stay the night if I have to Let me take you in my arms Shake your hand and tell you your safe I never again want to see the bodies Holding tightly to a bumper Wrapped around light poles Strippers for deaths entertainment Scattered remnants on a three year old child I'll fight the temptation Free beers and all the shots I can have Just to see a stranger safe at home
I'll beat the **** out of you before I let you drive home drunk