It’s the Wholly Babble! Obfuscation for the rabble; Its plagiarized bunk Delivered in hunks And carefully rigged To put lipstick on the pig That means, at least, A good living for priests.
So, let’s take a collection Everyone pays the tab For a few thousand years Of indecipherable blab. Let’s make up stories That never appeared And discuss the length Of God-On-High’s beard.
In the Wholly Babble! Godly, revered people You can search and find Many murderously unkind. Despicable tales galore Talking snakes and gore; ****** and genocide, Infanticide and fratricide.
So, let’s take a collection Everyone pays the tab For a few thousand years Of indecipherable blab.
Miracles are plenty there To believe every word here To tempt you with their glory In the convoluted story Of two people and two kids Who did the son wed When one got married? From where was she carried?
Let’s make up stories That never appeared And discuss the length Of God-On-High’s beard.
And the saddest thing is An ‘us and them’ myth is The idea used to create An established cause for hate. It’s your God against mine Yours is evil, mine is fine. Now isn’t that a fright To keep you up at night?
So, let’s take a collection Everyone pays the tab For a few thousand years Of indecipherable blab. Let’s make up stories That never appeared And discuss the length Of God-On-High’s beard.