Entropy will *******, Brutally, and without consent. You think you're special? You're the universe's *****. Not only that, You're one of the universe's billions of *******. And on the day of judgement, The universe will gather all its little *******, And **** them, in one spectacular ****, Of light and energy, Order and disorder. A grand bukakke, Flooding space and time in a tidal wave of cosmic ****, But as you're floating around, Your energy distributing evenly, You get the last laugh. You have tempted and tickled the universe, Toward an unachievable goal. The ****** that can never be reached: The state of perfect entropy.