being the only one left on the planet that is neither a **** or a politician, both of which are only good for ******* people 2. waking up naked in the middle of the street 3. both of those happening at once 4. not finishing lists 5. jumping off my roof, breaking every single bone in my body and ultimately crushing my stupid brain because i thought i could swing like spider-man and being bit by any type of spider is not exactly how its works i guess 6. you thinking i no longer have super powers ... 7. going to the theatre to see the sequel or sequel sequel or sequel sequel sequel or whatever it's at now of spider-man and you leaving because you loved the original 8. me being the sequel 9. singing john lennon's "imagine" in the car but you taking the line "imagine all the people" way too seriously 10. buying a photo album and only having pictures of when we picked out the perfect pumpkin at halloween and you called me your pumpkin 11. going to my favourite cafe and seeing you and your new pumpkin... spice latte 12. being eaten alive by jealousy 13. my neighbours dog was named jealousy 14. choking 15. by being force fed the fact you can see someone else and i can't do it 16. having to do cpr on myself even though you're trained 6. you thinking i no longer have super powers 17. dying without my sidekick 6. you thinking i no longer have super powers 18. i kind of feel that way too 6. you thinking i no longer have super powers 19. death by torture 20. by my very own needles, that pinned that places we wanted to go on the map, piercing the the spaces in between my ribs causing 21. my heart to deflate even though i thought it was protected by this boney jail sell 22. what's a superhero without a heart? 23. a villian 24. you still seem like you fight for the good side but dip your toes in 25. the dark side 26. the villains always lose especially when it comes to 27. love life, has any one of them had 28. a wife, if so its never been 29. showing itself 30. minutes of my favourite tv show is all i get but 31. you don't air anymore 32. sayingΒ Β "i wish you were' but 33. not the pink floyd song 34. im a different kind of writer 35. and in this story the villain would become good 36. he also would get the girl 37. the girl 38. not the city and colour song either 39. would be the final scene where i'm wrapping ropes around my ankles and dangling myself from the roof top 40. is an exception... because I'm not afraid to have all i'm worth fall from my pockets and have you kiss me like Lois Lane