Seduced by clichés of love, We signed on for wedding doves, Being at those wedding receptions, All clichés of norms' conventions, Having a cream puff wedding day, An expensive way of getting laid, All clichés for the bridal industry, Trite cant, and hypocrisy, BUT--the appliances outlived everyone!! Wedding gifts when once were young, On film noir weddings I ponder on, As these golden years I wander from, All that phony hypocrisy, Cliches and norms of society, D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (Who didn't hate going to the in-laws for tea?)