I am really not passible Just **** as possible For a well-worn *****. And, they call me Missy Because I don’t think I can Act like a masculine man So spare me your hissy fit Go someplace and get over it.
I can walk well in high heels Don’t need any training wheels. My taste in clothes is excellent Not the slightest bit recalcitrant. I’m fully into the new club scene About half way to a drag queen. One more piece of women’s wear I’ll be ready to go about anywhere.
My movements are very delicate And that is, of course, deliberate. You get more if you advertise And some assets I can’t disguise. I’m six feet tall in my stocking feet As spicy as Red Hots and twice as sweet. If you don’t like your she-girls tall Then you don’t know what’s good at all.
You’ll find me in cabarets, everywhere. We’ll be up at the bar or in a chair Showing off our legs and swinging Lip-synching the words the juke is singing. We’ll appreciate a drink, if you are buying, We’ll make your day complete without trying. We’re full of fun and know lots of jokes. We’re a short vacation for the right blokes.