The guy at the diner failed to mustard Jake's hot dog As he was eating it he felt as cold as a marsh frog Yucky was the flavor without condiment Chomping it down, a tasteless torment
As the fries on his plate were doing the backstroke Having a jolly swim day in a puddle of oil Asked for industrial towels to wipe up the slick Before it caught wind of the Environmentalists
A complaint has been filed about their bill of fare Nothing served over the counter would we wish to share Placards will be shown over the Diner's facade Warning customers of this ecological disregard
They won't water down their words like the Diner their drinks Before you enter in you'll stop and think About the Blue Plate Special with Salmonella on the side Do you prefer your Botulism broiled or would you like it fried
Gastronomic delights such as they will make you pay A stint in the infirmary is sure to come your way With a tossed salad of pain, relievers, and antibiotics Which none of the above will be deliciously exotic
If you can take the cooks looks and stomach the smells Along with the service that's slower than snails There's normally a coupon in the daily mail Buy one get one free! Ahhhh.....what the hell