Spank it, **** it,pull it hard, call it a Name, Make it hard, just us those palm muscles That have been working over time on this Single person and their knackered hand.
****** it, shout at it, **** this doesn't usually Happen, dam why are you not going hard.
Put **** on it make it wet, like in a ***** Just imagine two wet lips legs nicely spread Apart, justΒ Β pam and her five sisters and a Lonely curved palm.
Use your imagination so it,ll stay hopefully Hard, my god my hands going dead this is To much like hard work.
Tug in silence or moan out loud, over a magazine Or over **** on TV, sound turned down don't Want other to know, what ever floats the boat just To get to that point that you need to ooze it all out.
But for the love of god make sure your door is locked, To have your mother or wife walk in saying,
"WHAT THE ****,
You'll be limp in a second, and lost for a good excuse. Of why you got ****, toilet roll and hand spanking While shouting filthy ***** words out.