i'm not a lover, i'm not a best friend what am i? maybe just a storybook end i could be sad, could be happy, could be bittersweet but you'll turn the last page after the villain's defeated you won't rate me five stars, maybe three if it's fortunate the bookshelf looks organized but really it's torturous and that's the way it should be, when no-one really cares i'd be the one to hurt you all, look out for crosshairs of this loaded gun that never lacks bullets you think i'm a nice person, a shame i can't fulfill it am i really nice? i struggle with comforting phrases i never know what to say, i'm stuck in fifteen mazes of confusion, trying to find the best words but any words that i can find will never make the cut i can try to say them, but even so, i'm not nice when if you met me elsewhere you'd think i'm with the ice men ice monsters frozen solid, cold to your touch you'll still like me then? trust me, that won't score much if you hear what i say, i'll be sounding so different you'd think i'm possessed, i know you'd lose interest remove my faux act, find nothing positive about me and you know, eventually, nothing is what you'll see.