The other day in a bar a young man threw down, called me out, and Said,
"How do you become a poet, oldtimer?"
I sat my bourbon down, looked him dead in the eye, thought I might fling an impossible koan to take him out, but instead I answered.
"Listen close and I'll tell you true. It's all in the Muse, kid. Not a muse; The Muse. The only Muse for you. And you'd better start looking now because it can take your whole life."
I finished my drink.
"Next time," I said," ask me why the bridge flows, but the water is motionless."
He sat stunned, philosophically out-gunned.
I sat my empty glass down and slowly walked away.
Another notch on the handle of my Karma pistol.
No matter how good you are, they just keep coming.