There are many different kinds of hairs Some are long and some are short Some look like spider strings falling off your head Some are thick and some are thin Some feel as soft as a baby's *** Nothing and nothing Some are colorful and some are not Some are furry, some are funny Some are blond, some are not Some go up and are wacky and stretched Blond is better than black Hairs are bears! If you want to see hairs, take a look at your dad's hairy chest! Some hairs look like cotton candy These are all different kinds of crazy hair