If I were pink What would you think? If I were blue Would you be too? If I were green Would you be mean? If I were yellow Would we still be mellow? If I were black Would you attack? If I were brown Would you turn me down? If I were beige Would we still engage? If I were heliotrope Could we go elope? If I were vermillion Could we go to a cotillion? If I were maroon Would you buy me macaroons? If I were aubergine Could we go to Dairy Queen? And if I were cerise Would your affection cease?