Why is it when you are lonely
Women are not attracted to you

Why is it when your seeing a girl
Other women want to see you

I ask this question to girls I was seeing, not dating
They all said the same thing, that's not true

As I ponder on these thoughts
And discussed with my close friends
I had come up with a plan

The plan we discussed, of course my friends each had a girlfriend
and they could not participate, a perfect plan it was.

How many girls could I string along with all of them knowing
about each other with no lying about my intension for a month
The winner pays for a party at the end of the month

Ray said 2, he was ***** whipped and controlled
David said 4, he said i'll give you the benefit of doubt
Me 7, one a day for the week, I had confidence
One rule they all had to be hot

I did win made it for a month and they all knew about each other
The funny part it made them try even harder to get me

We did happen was, i did have the party, a huge party
Invited all seven,
first a cat fight then they turned their claws on me

One cat stayed