As our States go into a state of confusion In the passing of their passing of laws Saying now that all their fine citizens Can freely lay out and get ******
As a matter of fact haven't they been doing that For years if my minds working correctly I guess the difference now when they lounge around They can freely puff on it legally
So let's all take the bongs out of hiding And add some fresh liquid to it Invite over the neighbors you've never talked to To share in a neighborly spliff
It'll certainly make everyone happy When we come together and roll up a fatty Don't worry if to this party your a newbie Here take a hit off this doobie
We'll order out pizza And crank up Netflix Watch My Little Pony And laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and...
Wait...now where was I? Oh Yea!
So let's take all the bongs out of hiding
Hold on...have I already said that? Dude, this is freaking me out! Lol!
Oh okay, here we go...
You can now grow your own On your very own farm But instead of deep in the woods It can now be your front yard
Of course all the neighbor kids You'll have to watch As they pass by your place And pick from your crops
So then you'll have to invest In a scary guard dog To keep them at bay And out of your plot
But of course you'll be ****** And forget that he's there Where he'll end up hungry And start eating his share
There goes your profit There goes your crop Plus all the time you'll spend behind the dog With a baggy waiting for doggie do do drops
But then again the government May not let you grow your own stuff As you wait for the F.D.A. To authorize all your drugs
And we all know when you get The government involved Bureaucratic common sense Too often gets lost
Maybe this legalization thingy Is not the best of ideas Things seemed to run smoother When we all kept our *** hid
Should I apologize now or later for this fiasco...
~fiasco~ a thing that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way
Yea...that about sums it up.
I would like to add that I don't do drugs.... But then again if I did do drugs it would explain a lot wouldn't it...