Mom yells your name

you: Yes?!.....silence

You: Yeeaaah!?!!! *silence

You: UGH!! Gets up to go see what she wants
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"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
you: you mean the place where my comfortable bed, my T.V, and my Laptop are? Okay! I'm going!
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Let's watch a scary movie!
After the movie....
Dude walk me to the bathroom!
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When I accidentally step on my, I'm like "***, I'm so sorry",
and they run away from me and I'm like LET ME LOVE YOU!!
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Friend: your parents are so nice

You: that's because your here.
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Some people in my school need a hug.......
With my hands