I know that there's a guy you like
I know him very well
And I wish you didn't like him
And I wish he'd burn in Hell

'Cause I know you think he's sweet
And I know you think he's kind
And I know you like the stupid thoughts
That bounce around his mind

But I wish you wouldn't like him
And I wish you wouldn't care
About his cigarette-stained teeth
About his stupid hair

About his pretty, careful words
About his ****** smile
He uses to conceal himself
Despicable and vile

I wish that you'd believe me
I wish you wouldn't scoff
When I wish you'd never met him
Because you'd be better off

I wish that you would listen
I wish that you could see
You could love such better people
Than someone such as me