What do you think about your life
Hate it, Like it, Love it, Just so so

Did you read your contract
The fine print, the terms and conditions

I bet you didn't and now you feel ******

First off you need to know the

Important Clauses
No return
No warranty
Maintenance required

Extra Charges
Taxes forever
Food and water

Optional
required
A job
Transportation
Shelter
Bills
Clothing
Hygiene
Education

Do­esn't work well in
Rain
Heat
Cold
Snow
Fires
Water

Keep clear of
Explosions
Gun Shots
Sharp Items
Car Crashes
Falling Objects
Acids
Boiling Oil

Not Included
Fun
Love
Friendship
Common Sense

Note
Sometimes plays well with others
Has tendencies to sometimes get upset

Not responsible for
Emotions