Dear child,
Can you start giving me cat food that's piled?
I wish to expand
With luxurious food that's apparently canned.
Please don't treat me like I'm a rock.
And stop watching me like a hawk!
I love all the petting,
But your hand really needs to stop sweating
I want to be treated like a luxurious cat, can you do that?
Oh, and when you come back, capture a rat