Hello dear friend
how do you do
heard from a little birdie
you found a new boo
now I know it might be pretentious
what I dare to assume
but darling we both know
what I'm about to say is true
I don't doubt one day
this pretty young thing
will be giving you those lusty bedroom eyes
as she slowly unzips your fly
she takes you in whole
performs that sickly divine act
inevitably your mind will wander back
to a time before
where this was our norm
a dissatisfaction will arise
one you won't ignore when you realize
this new girl can't suck like a whore
her lips aren't mine and that's such a shame
because baby we both know
I had no trouble making it rain