The last time I was in love, I wasn't. But ****, did it feel like I was. I felt butterflies in my stomach Had my insides in a round of applause. The last time I was in love, I wasn't. But ****, did I feel a rush But that wasn't love, it was whiplash I was shattered and I was crushed. The last time I was in love, I wasn't. But **** did it feel like it. But it wasn't love, for when you're in love It shouldn't feel like ****. The next time I'm in love, I will be. I'll be on top of the universe. 'Cause next time I'm in love She'll be my guardian angel, not Lucifer.