They say when life hands you lemons make lemonade But how can I do that in the pouring rain When I'm all out of sugar And misplaced my pitcher and cup It feels like there's no way to whip it up So I'm stuck with these lemons And nothing to do Oh how I wish I could make a switcheroo I'd chose something sweeter than lemons But I can't and I won't So I guess I'll stick with this poem that I wrote