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Carl Joseph Roberts
Poems
Feb 2015
The Day After Valentines, I'm Drunk
The Day After Valentines
It's the day after Valentines
And Cupid did not come
So I wait at my bedroom door
And put bullets in my gun
I waited until midnight
And then today rolled around
So now if I get the chance
Cupid gets knocked out
At first I planned to scare him
For all he's put me through
But ****** seems a better choice
Since I've had a drink or two
I may be drinking way to much
I think im seeing things
Cupid may have slipped me drugs
To get away from me
Did I just see a Santa
I'm hearing Reindeer on my roof
My drinking could be trouble
Cause Giggling Goblins are afoot
I think I saw a bunny
Is that a beer or a green elf
Cupid he won't raise his head
Afraid to show himself
Did I hear a turkey chuckle
I see pink arrows everywhere
Maybe I should take a nap
I could just have another beer
Well its the day after Valentines
And Cupid did not come
He gets maybe one more year
Then Cupid's days are done
Poem by: Carl Joseph Roberts
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Carl Joseph Roberts
Florida
(Florida)
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