Take a left on Almost There                        
And a right on Never Mind
Head straight onto Backwards Place
Passing by Not On Your Life        
      
Stopping at the corner of                    
Touch To Much & Not Enough
Right across the street from              
The ally way of Just Because

Where you'll find a man that's selling            
Bags of wants and needs              
So that you don't waste your trip
Of your day in Absurd City