I loved the way you found subtle ways to criticize my every move, as long as it was worded well. I loved the way you lied to all your friends about me; I'm sure they know what a lovely person I am. I loved the way you clung to me; I know you didn't mean to leave when the lights came back on. I loved the way you told me all your secrets; the ones about your ex and how infatuated with her you still are. I loved the way you told me we should stop talking because you "would rather not hook up" as if calling me three days later would make me believe I had wanted to in the first place.