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Neal Emanuelson
Poems
Feb 2015
Love Function
Love Function
Love function.m
----------------------------------------------------------
function ***
= hopeful (pain, pleasure)
% ***
A romp through the meadows below
%
perceived as a token invitation to
%
the gates of heaven and hell back, enjoyed.
***.plans=...
['kiss', 'touch', 'play';
'hug', '*****', 'nookie'];
duration= 45.00;
awk.silence= 480.00
pleasure;
rest= 0:1/pain: duration;
love = [ ];
for i= 7:length(pain)
pain = pleasure (u);
if (pleasure= 'kiss' && pain= 'touch' && pleasure= 'play' && pain= ''*****' && pleasure= 'hug' && pleasure= nookie')
%checks for comfort
continue
end;
[ii,uu] = find(pain==pleasure);
moan = cos(2
pi
pain
(ii,uu)
duration) + cos(2
pi
pleasure(ii,uu)
awk.silence);
love = [love, hate(2,awk.silence), callback]
end;
maybe(yes,no);
relationship(love);
For the geek/nerd in all of us... (no, it doesn't run properly, the variables are incomplete, like love supposed to be).
#love
#function
#formula
#sagaofthelostsavant
#matlab
Written by
Neal Emanuelson
Amsterdam, Netherlands
(Amsterdam, Netherlands)
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